Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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