16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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