I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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