i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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