So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Help me help you realize you are a moron
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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