So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
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