I think I won the penis lottery.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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