so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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