your room smells of hookers.
And success
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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