i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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