Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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