i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
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i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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