well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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