i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
This is classic penis vs brain.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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