You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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