There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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