There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Sorry my hands just texted you
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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