Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
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