Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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