he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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