Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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