Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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