Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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