therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
you never un-have a 4some
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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