Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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