we have officially lost it.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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