i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Who wears a wallet chain?!
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
my being single is dangerous.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
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