ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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