WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
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