can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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