Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(540): View more from Virginia

she says it's "been amazing lately"

(540): View more from Virginia

i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half

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(513): View more from Ohio

I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.

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(716): View more from New York

i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist

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(816): View more from Missouri

i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?

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Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.

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(315): View more from New York

I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room

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