Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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