when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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