there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
We got so high we made milksteak
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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