she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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