I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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