And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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