sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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