That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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