You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
