On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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