WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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