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Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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