I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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