Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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