So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
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