Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Randomize
