she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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