How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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