I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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