I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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