But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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