If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
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Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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