so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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