Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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