bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
