So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
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